THE DAME EDNA TREATMENT
Written by:
Robin Gibb
(2007)

Lead vocals:
Robin Gibb
Theme tune for British TV
programme (ITV)

She's a gem, 
she's a jewel, 
an icon;
she's an angel 
of light from above;
she's poetry in motion;
she's a rock 
in an ocean of love.

So give us the Edna Treatment (oh yeah),
a world exclusive mega spa.